martes, 7 de junio de 2011

Cartagena de Indias!!

 Hmmmm, for some reason I never felt like I could successfully blend in. It must be my shirt.

Just came back from a weekend adventure to the Caribbean pseudo-jungle beach resort city of Cartagena de Indias. It is a crazy city with a crazy history. It boasts some of the best beaches you'll find in the Caribbean, the friendliest people around, best sea food you'll ever have, and a great escape from the bustling, perpetually overcast metropolis of Bogota and its over 10 million people. 

Known as the surely well-disputed "Capital of the Caribbean" and undisputed title of "The best Walled City," Cartagena de Indias (or just Cartagena for short), is the fifth largest city in Colombia with a population of around 1,000,000. The city was founded in 1533 by Pedro de Heredia who named the new colony after his hometown: Cartagena, Spain (located in the province of Murcia, located on the Mediterranean).

Incidentally, Cartagena is located a mere 200 hundred kilometers (124 miles) from the application eating donkey in my last post.  
 
The city gone through numerous battles and pirate attacks over the years. Which is why the historic city (the original city) was surrounded by a huge fortified wall mounted with cannons  (at some points more than 30 feet tall).








One interesting note is that an American (U.S.) colonist named Edward Vernon led an invasion in 1741 in an attempt to conquer the city. He came with over 186 ships and 23,600 men and was defeated by the city's defenses and 6 Spanish ships and 6,000 men. The effort somehow impressed George Washington's brother (Lawrence) so much that they named Mount Vernon after him. (I must be missing something!)

The historic city is fully restored and gorgeous. It feels like traveling back in time to the 1500s. (Except for the cars).









The bongo player either is overly enthusiastic about drumming or he has no idea what his shirt says.



Botero put a fat woman in the Plaza Santo Domingo.


A view of the historic city off in the distance from our hotel.


Our hotel was located in Boca Grande. It is the modern beach resort district of the city. It's absolutely gorgeous and completely safe. You just need a cattle prod to fend off the street venders who will sell you anything from hotel rooms to hats to a bucket of live crabs. The only Spanish you need to know to get by in Cartagena is "No, gracias!"

A view of Boca Grande from our hotel room.

Our pool, if we wanted to avoid being pressured into buying live sea animals.


Another picture of Bocagrande.

Bocagrande at night.


A spectacular view of the turquoise waters of the Caribbean from Bocagrande.









One day, we took a cab ride over to the Castle of San Felipe. Ironically, San Felipe didn't ever live there. It was just named after him (Prince Felipe (Phillup IV) of Spain) The castle is actually a military fort. Acutally the largest in Colombia. It was built in 1657.









La Popa! - The holy mountain for people in Cartagena. Kind of like Monserrate in Bogota.



A guy with a baby sloth. (Sloth in Spanish = Perezoso (lazy), A baby Lazy)



Big shoes.



SEAFOOD!!

The restaurant was a two story hut with a full bar, fisherman and hammocks. 

 
The view from our table.


Strawberry juice with milk and limonaid (freshly squeezed)

The best sea food dish I have EVER had. Lobster, mussels, shrimp, calamar, in a parmesan cheese sauce and rice.

Grilled snapper with patacon (plantain) and coconut rice.

Agua de coco! They just grab coconuts off the trees and cut them open and sell them to you as drinks :)


Then we decided to hop a dinky motor boat and go to the Islas del Rosario (Rosario Islands), which are little tiny exotic islands off the coast of Colombia. Don't worry, the crazy Afro Colombians gave us life jackets and took pretty good care of us. Deidi had already been there before.

"La bendición" - The Blessing, our high speed ride.

Well, the ride was bumpy. But I learned that I don't get sea sick easily.


After an hour, we finally arrived! (We went to Playa Blanca, a small island)



 Maps, showing our trip (the bottom left corner of the second map is Panamá)

Approaching the island!


We went by several other island on the way. This one had a constant spiral of giant birds. 



Playa Blanca!







Overall, I recommend Cartagena to anyone! It's a fun, unique and beautiful city that is used to a lot of tourism. Now I am back in Bogota on the job hunt, wishing I was still in Cartagena.

Saludos desde Bogotá.

viernes, 27 de mayo de 2011

Breaking News from Colombia! Hot off the press!


Breaking news from Colombia! This is a real story from El Tiempo. If you don't believe me, read the original I posted below my translation. The story does in fact raise more questions than it answers. 

Donkey Ate Application Forms in Office of Vital Statistics in Bolívar

 A picture of the lone suspect in the case. He has yet to enter a plea and his lawyer could not be reached for comment. He did, however post bail. (OK, I added that last part, but the picture is from the article)

The residents of the town of Pampanillo in the district of San Fernando (southern Bolívar state, Caribbean) remain flabbergasted over a donkey that decided to satisfy his hunger with nothing less than several national ID card applications.

The event, which took place last Saturday, but only made public a few hours ago, allegedly transpired after an employee left their workstation for a few minutes, just enough time for the donkey to grab some applications with his jaw (question: what else do donkeys grab things with?) and make a break for it.

The town mayor, Felipe Turizo Lobo confirmed the reports and said that fortunately the ID card application process was not interrupted because the donkey only ate photocopies while leaving the originals.

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(Original)



Burro se comió formularios de inscripción en Registraduría de Bolívar

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El animal le 'metió el diente' a los formularios de inscripción de cédulas.

La población de Pampanillo, corregimiento de San Fernando (Sur de Bolívar), aún se encuentra asombrada y risueña con el caso que protagonizó un burro que sació su hambre, nada más y nada menos, que con varios de los documentos de inscripción de cédulas.

El caso, que ocurrió el sábado anterior, pero que sólo trascendió hace pocas horas, ocurrió cuando el delegado de la Registraduría dejó su sitio de trabajo por unos minutos, tiempo que le bastó al animal para agarrar con sus mandíbulas algunos de los formularios. 

Felipe Turizo Lobo, alcalde del  pueblo, confirmó la noticia y dijo que afortunadamente el proceso de inscripción de cédulas no sufrió colapso en el corregimiento, porque el burro se comió las copias y dejó las originales.

REDACCIÓN CARTAGENA

**Props to El Tiempo for the hard nose investigative journalism. American media outlets should be taking notes.

 http://www.eltiempo.com/colombia/cartagena/burro-se-comio-formularios-de-inscripcion-en-registraduria-de-bolivar_9467285-4

 

Everything is going great in Bogotá. Just keeping all of my paper away from donkeys.

Saludos desde Bogotá!